How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives by Zachary Auburn

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Based on three ’zines that have collectively sold 35,000 copies, a parody guidebook for people to teach their cats about gun safety, abstinence, evolution, and other important right-wing concerns, which crosses the whimsy of Cat Fancy with the paranoia of a Chick Tract

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The cats of America are under siege, faced with greater dangers than we have ever known. Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Today’s cats must contend with liberals, international bankers, Satanists, cybercriminals, and countless other threats to their nine lives. Never before has there been a single book to help prepare your cat for the evils of the modern world…until now.

Whether concerned about the proper use of firearms, the dangers of premarital intercourse, or survival in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, the American Association of Patriots has created a guidebook to prepare cat owners for difficult conversations they dread having to have with their cats. Written in a simple, Q&A format, it answers such burning questions as, “What age is right to talk to my cat about gun safety?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and covers the following subjects: abstinence, evolution, online safety, post-apocalyptic survival, puberty, and satanism.

Parodying the outrageous language and ideas espoused by conspiracy-minded, right-wing extremist organizations mixed in with a generous dose of silly cat humor, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety is a hilarious PSA for cat lovers, political junkies with a sense of humor, and anyone who likes a good laugh.

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives by Zachary Auburn
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