But neither is a hurricane. Or a leech. Or a signal in a sinking boat full of orphans and a scared aunt.
But the worst sign is the one that says, “Over 51 million books in print!” Of course, that sign could get ever more horrendous as these wicked new editions are released unto the world. This awful new artwork and terrible bonus material containing the third part of the comic serial “The Spoily Brat,” an installment of the regular advice column “What Shall I Do, Lemony Snicket? the conclusion of the serialized story “Q,” and more! All signs of a truly unfortunate event.